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tonysawicki1:

Okay, we have all of these adorable fics and headcanons about how Cophine sleeps, but we’re missing all the amazing ones where Cosima is annoying as fuck in bed.

Delphine wakes up in the middle of the night because she’s finding it hard to breath. Cosima is laying on her like she’s the mattress, smothering her with dreads.

Cosima falls asleep and jams her elbow into Delphine’s boob, and she’s just like “Cherie. Cherie. Tu est une petite connerie. Wake up and snuggle right.”

Delphine waking up in the morning to find Cosima’s feet two inches from her face.

Cosima kicking Delphine repeatedly in her sleep, and her threatening to sleep on the couch.

Cosima somehow taking up the entire bed with her tiny body and Delphine ending up on the floor.

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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

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